Check How Funny Is Your Death By The Death Predictor Tool

by Ricky on November 9, 2009

Two days back I found out that my roommate is having a heart disease (poor kid will die soon). It changed my way to see the life. It really hurts when you come to know that your near and dear one is dying soon :oops: . I started searching for the death predictor to see when I am dying. I found many death predictor but all of them said you won’t die soon (Sorry fellas you have to read this boring blog for a long) as god has stopped welcoming devils.lol.

Death prediction

Death prediction

I stumbled at one such death predictor tool where I found such funny answers.  See how am I dying according to the death prediction

Ricky: At age 70 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Well I usually don’t give money to beggars (except very old age guy or woman. I hate kid beggars) so this kind of prediction is possible.lol.

Here is one more prediction about one of my blogger friend Karthikeyan

Karthikeyan: At age 42 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Poor soul is going to die at very early age.lol.

Prediction about my roommate

Animesh: At age 47 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie “Wrong Turn”. Sorry for ya.

BTW I have captured few funny moments at the hospital where we admitted my roommate (he is fine and he is not dying. I was just joking).

Few questions to readers:

Can you guess which book my friend is having in his hand?

Did you try the face prediction tool?

How are you dying? Paste your death prediction here.

Can you guess which of my friend has been hospitalized?

Here is the link: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

crazy blogger November 9, 2009 at 7:53 pm

your friend is having a white note book in his hand and reading it as he likes.

i had not tried that tool as you had not given the link in post.

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Ricky November 9, 2009 at 8:04 pm

@crazy blogger
Check the tool here http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php. Let me know your future.

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crazy blogger November 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm

i got this dude..

Ravi kiran: At age 53 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

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Ricky November 10, 2009 at 8:41 am

@crazy blogger
I advise you to stay away from your fans.lol

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Gabe | freebloghelp.com November 10, 2009 at 12:04 am

I’m guessing he’s reading a prayer!
.-= Gabe | freebloghelp.com´s last blog ..Six degrees of site separation =-.

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Ricky November 10, 2009 at 8:45 am

@Gabe
We were teaching him a sex lesson(that book we stole from the hospital. I don’t want to say more as you can make it out from the photo ;)

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Tinh November 10, 2009 at 8:07 am

I do not want this and it is very scary and let my fate happen naturally :-)
.-= Tinh´s last blog ..2 Simple Ways To Restore Your PageRank =-.

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Ricky November 10, 2009 at 8:43 am

@Tinh
The answers are really funny. You are missing the point. We should enjoy each and every moment of our life. I’ve few more pics of my friends and mine. We enjoyed a lot during the tensed situation of our life.

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Sunny Bhasin November 11, 2009 at 12:10 am

Well i got this when i predicted
“Sunny: At age 54 a group of friends will urge you to test the “Don’t Wizz on the Electric Fence” myth, and you discover that it can kill. ”

I think 54 is enough for me to have fun with life. :) :) :)
.-= Sunny Bhasin´s last blog ..[How To] Create Customized Coming Soon Wordpress Pages =-.

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Ricky November 11, 2009 at 10:31 am

@Sunny Bhasin
Lol. 54 year is good. Good to see you here. Keep in touch :smile:

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vivian November 11, 2009 at 11:45 am

who is ricky?is it in light purple ?

Nice post again !!

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Ricky November 11, 2009 at 2:18 pm

@vivian
No buddy. I am a photographer. If you want to check my image then you can visit the “About me” page.

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vivian November 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Wow!! Death prediction,just another niche for online business.

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Ricky November 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm

@vivian
Did you check out the tool? Let me know the prediction about your death ;)

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Sham November 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm

At age 37 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

I got tat..Tats too soon :( :) I am just 21 now…
.-= Sham´s last blog ..[Geek Fun] Bush Shoe Attack Version Of Kaspersky =-.

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Ricky November 12, 2009 at 8:49 am

@sham
Are you a game addict? I think your death is the funniest one among all ;) lol

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vivian November 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm

vivian p: At age 77 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
.-= vivian´s last blog ..Tweeter Contest: Win 22? Dual Screen Monitor At JonathanVolk.Com =-.

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Ricky November 12, 2009 at 8:58 am

@vivian
So you are a worrier? huh?

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Rajesh Kanuri November 12, 2009 at 10:18 am

I want to live till 50 an i got 72.. its huge…
.-= Rajesh Kanuri´s last blog ..Download Free 12 Month Complimentary Trial of McAfee Antivirus =-.

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Tech-Freak Stuff November 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Rohit Sane: At age 32 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

This was my result! lolzz
.-= Tech-Freak Stuff´s last blog ..Do you feel that your Internet Access Speed is Slow? Google to your Rescue! =-.

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Sourav November 16, 2009 at 10:19 am

At 32 I will be attacked by a pack of dogs and I will never be seen.
I think this algo uses the most fiery part of one’e answer…I said I have no pets.

Thanks

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